It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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