she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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