I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize