D3 body, D1 cock
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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