I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Its about making memories worth repressing
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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