Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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