Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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