I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
