We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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