today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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