great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I need a hoe opinion
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