Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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