I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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