I need help removing her.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
