real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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