you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
3pm strippers are depressing
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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