You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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