I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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