Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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