is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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