Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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