so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If I die, sorry about rent.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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