Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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