HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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