Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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