if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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