I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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