We won't sleep together?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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