on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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