You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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