would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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