I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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