But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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