: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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