I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
