I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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