How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Randomize
