We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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