I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
