i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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