it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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