I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It's just like the Real World with babies
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
my liver is dry heaving
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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