hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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