I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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