So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
