So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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