"it" just moved
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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