why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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