I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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