and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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