Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
sarcasm needs its own font
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
