i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
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