I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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