I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Randomize
