Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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