Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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