Dual....:-)
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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